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Grim reaper watching a dead TV report.

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Dialogue

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

2016 election squabbles!

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

'If it's all the same to you, we'd prefer not to get involved.'

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

'Tell me about it, buddy... I completely understand where you're coming from.'

Brexit

'I don't like what you've done to my yala sign.'

News of the Day - Conciliatory attitude of those who called themselves 'Moderate Party'

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

'I think I'll write it up for 'The Journal of Controversial Research'.'

"Have you ever thought about becoming a duck?"

Hey! This is good in a first meeting. A frank exchange of opinion!

"Wow...this is the best current events report I've seen in a while. How about....'A'!"

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."

"I'm just saying, if you keep insisting we seriously discuss problems and work on solutions, we're stuck here all afternoon!"

The press offers different interpretations of the same speech.