Pandemic Punsters Pillows

Catch 72

Lovely Spread

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

Dogs life

Comicron

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

Sisyphus during Covid

Vaccinating Death

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

Happy Brithday

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

"It's one of the positive side effects of the new weight-loss drugs."

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

'He's Barack Obama? I thought you said 'he brought a bomb on!''

Hamlet.

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

"I just want you to known. . .No matter what happens. . . I'll always love you Betty."

Protoxoan social distancing.

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

Fart. Le Poot.

Coronavirus

Where's Slinky going? To Florida, for spring training.

"I wish she's take us. She shops at the 99 scent store!"

Happy Hour 5-6, but don't read a lot into it.

'I'll try the turkey, with chestnut and penicillin stuffing.'

-I once dreamed about carrots and peas,and then bet on two horses the next day called carrots and peas. Guess who won? -Who? -An outsider called mixed vegetables.

Unlike other places, around here "take a load off" means "get back to work."

I keep meaning to write my memoirs, but I never get around to it. It's your "oughta" biography!

Tips for stopping the spread

"Hey! I don't walk like that!"

A man and his dog wearing face masks

'The pandemic is here!!!'

"I blame his old careers teacher myself, it was him who suggested he did a bank job."