Pandemic Preparedness Coaches Gifts

"I think I just touched my face!!!

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Who called this meeting again?"

The new normal

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"What do you mean it's not 'Thong Thursday?'"

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

S.O.S. vaccine

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

Holiday Gifts 2020

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

COVID tips from Wild Animals

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Trick or Treatment.

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

"Have a nice day"

Masked Pianist

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

Hand Sanitizer

Hazmat suit

"I'm not taking any chances!"

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

Chicken Noodle sold out.

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

Back to Zoom Savings

COVID-19 office design

"See if our visitor is wearing a mask and listen for coughing while the door knob takes their temperature!"

Transmitting Swine Flu.