Pandemic Preparedness Coaches Pillows

"I think I just touched my face!!!

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Who called this meeting again?"

The new normal

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"What do you mean it's not 'Thong Thursday?'"

S.O.S. vaccine

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

Holiday Gifts 2020

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

COVID tips from Wild Animals

Trick or Treatment.

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

"Have a nice day"

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

Hazmat suit

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

Hand Sanitizer

"I'm not taking any chances!"

Masked Pianist

Chicken Noodle sold out.

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

COVID-19 office design

"See if our visitor is wearing a mask and listen for coughing while the door knob takes their temperature!"

Back to Zoom Savings

Transmitting Swine Flu.

Virus Travel Agency. 'Doorknob OK?'