Pandemic Educator Pillows

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

'Home Schooling'

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

Holding a gun to the WHO

"Let's take off our sunglasses. I am getting NO feedback on this date!

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

'Radiology confirms that, like many other teachers of English, you do have a book in you.'

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

Vaccine race

Ebola Clinic

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

Johnson & Johnson vaccine sales

Mandatory mask use

Just in time for Halloween...

"I've made a snow angel."

A baby watching coronaviruses on television

"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"

"...H...5....N...1...?? You got me....but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Grandma says cutting school used to require a hiding place and forgery."

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

"Please remain seated, we're waiting for clearance to resume our flight."

More COVID-19 "What if" stories...

Teaching from Home

'I'm experimenting with right brain math.'

"I think the Church is taking this flu thing a little too seriously."

"There's nothing to be scared of, Mrs. Miller, it's just another teaching tool!"

Happy Birthday

Cards: Get Well, Cover Your Mouth When You Sneeze.

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

"I'll read some math problems, and you just say the first thing that comes into your mind."

"So how many days was that?"

Sorry no toilet paper. We were wiped out!

"Thanks for doing this essential work. In exchange we'll keep giving you no salary, no pension, no healthcare and no respect. Sounds good?"

"I walked into a bank without a mask..."