Pandemic Ponderers Pillows

"The most common adverse vaccine reaction after the first dose is trying to get the second dose."

Social Distancing Common Sense

"We're winning. . ."

"I have a reoccuring dream that I am back in school, and suddenly I realize that I'm not wearing my mask."

"How about a hibernation. . . ?"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

A Place of Socially-Distant Locusts

"I've only got a few who can get around the world overnight. . . their names are - corona, delta and omicron."

Corona isolation

'Covid airborne'.

For Unvaccinated Only

"We divide our timeline into two parts. And b.C stands for..."

"...seventy-one... four thousand, six hundred and seventy-two... four thousand, six hundred and seventy-three... four thousand, six hundred and..."

"Bob bought 500 pounds of noodles, rice and canned meat. . . he survived the corona quarantine but now he's dead of intestinal obstruction..."

Covid calendar

Wow - Some people never have it, some people have it mildly, and some people react so badly to it. Yeah, the virus is – I was talking about empathy.

Virus Protest

Few people are flying these days, but we can still say many things are up in the air right now.

"We thank you, Lord, for bestowing your blessings upon us. But, hey - who made that virus?"

"You mean you've been living with this breath of mine for 23 years?"

"I miss humans being the biggest threat."

"To me they're essential workers."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

Nitpick Area COVID Regulations.

Each fish represents a year getting progressively aggressive and terrible.

Mask Effectiveness

Trump 2020

"I'm sort of OK with being back on campus --- I just don't like the look of those new freshman."

"I hate when this happens."

Empty or Full...?

"Still screwing up 2020. What's up with you guys?"

"I'll be rolling from home for awhile."

"Carriers are all we can be! La di da di de-e-e!"

Easter and Coronavirus

Old People Take One for the Team