Pandemic Discourse Pillows

Exempt from mask wearing

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

vaccine wars.

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Deaths from Coronavirus

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

The Cougher

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Booster shots

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Coronavirus Impact on Children

The new normal

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

SAGE mentality

Coronavirus Sisyphys

"He just said his first word!"

Water is discovered on the moon....

Covid Variants

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."