Pandemic Ponderers Mugs

"The most common adverse vaccine reaction after the first dose is trying to get the second dose."

Social Distancing Common Sense

"I have a reoccuring dream that I am back in school, and suddenly I realize that I'm not wearing my mask."

"We're winning. . ."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"How about a hibernation. . . ?"

"...seventy-one... four thousand, six hundred and seventy-two... four thousand, six hundred and seventy-three... four thousand, six hundred and..."

'Covid airborne'.

A Place of Socially-Distant Locusts

Covid calendar

Corona isolation

"We divide our timeline into two parts. And b.C stands for..."

For Unvaccinated Only

"I've only got a few who can get around the world overnight. . . their names are - corona, delta and omicron."

"Bob bought 500 pounds of noodles, rice and canned meat. . . he survived the corona quarantine but now he's dead of intestinal obstruction..."

Man unpacks trolley at till wearing a face mask.

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

"Carriers are all we can be! La di da di de-e-e!"

"How do you like me so far?"

"I'll be rolling from home for awhile."

"Still screwing up 2020. What's up with you guys?"

Empty or Full...?

"I hate when this happens."

"I'm sort of OK with being back on campus --- I just don't like the look of those new freshman."

Trump 2020

Then / Now

US Covid Deaths Surpass 300K

Mask Effectiveness

"To me they're essential workers."

Each fish represents a year getting progressively aggressive and terrible.

"It's nice to have the theater to ourselves."

Nitpick Area COVID Regulations.

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"I miss humans being the biggest threat."

"You mean you've been living with this breath of mine for 23 years?"