Pandemic Paradox Ponderer Pillows

Merry Christmask

"That's correct. Neither is wearing a mask and they aren't social distancing."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

vaccine wars.

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

The Three Wise Queens

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Deaths from Coronavirus

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

The Cougher

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"To be or not to be."

Social Distancing Club

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

The new normal

Booster shots

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Optimist

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."