Pandemic Memory Keeper Gifts

Random things I miss: Not getting served at the bar

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

'You're always living in the past.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

Wall of Office Memories

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

'Lost Diary'

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

"My source is my grandfather's memory!"

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"Half-full. Those were the days."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

You are not forgotten!

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'