Pandemic Memory Keeper Gifts

Random things I miss: Not getting served at the bar

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

'You're always living in the past.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

'Lost Diary'

Wall of Office Memories

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

"My source is my grandfather's memory!"

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

You are not forgotten!

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"