Pandemic Memories Gifts

"You've reached your destination, perform a U-turn and self-isolate for fourteen days. . . "

The Shitz Spirit

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

Holiday Gifts 2020

"Social distancing has really changed things at the office. In some ways it's really improved relationships with colleagues. For instance..."

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

"#Living my best life."

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

Bubbling

Hot New Talk Shows!

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

The Insiders

Working from home

"This is what happens when we don't practice social distancing."

"With the quarantine over, I decided to dig a hold in the basement!"

Working from home.

Post Covid Summer

Real Time vs Emotional Time

"We met through a contact tracing app."

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

"I take it the tortoise wasn't available."

"Other than obsessive bread-making, compulsive cleaning, British-TV-baking-series bingeing..."

"How many days have we been like this?"

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

"I'm not taking any chances!"

"Well, at least he accomplished something during the lockdown."

"To protect my family I'm going to self isolate."