Covid Reminiscers Gifts

"Remember when we used to use that quaint phrase, 'business as usual'?

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'Where Are They Now?'

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

'You're always living in the past.'

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

Griller highlights never gets old

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

"#Living my best life."

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

"I can't remember where we're going."

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

The Old Elves Home

"Martin, did we ever get our freak on?"

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.