Pandemic Interpreter Pillows

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

vaccine wars.

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

Working from home

Signing the declaration of independence.

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"Let's take off our sunglasses. I am getting NO feedback on this date!

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

Vaccine race

Mandatory mask use

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

"I've made a snow angel."

"Call the fire department!"

The International Date Line

The New Surgery Interpreter was to prove invaluable

"My communication skills are excellent, thank you. Just because nobody in the office understands Ayapaneco."

Coronavirus: Government takes action!

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'