Pandemic Fatigue Gifts

Keep Calm and Bugger Off

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

Save the world together

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"

"#Living my best life."

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

"Well, at least he accomplished something during the lockdown."

"Going to the dining room is included in the ban on non-essential travel."

Solemn Seasons

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."

I miss...

"You know, I kinda like having clean hands - makes a change."

"During the Covid lockdown I really had a chance to reflect upons what's really important in life."

"We have built a wall around a decent health care system! A great wall, the best wall ever! And 200,000 dead will pay for this wall!!"

"So what did you do during the lockdown?"

Dog barks into his elbow

"Made a king-sized portion of my Nana's famous cheese ball with toast points..."

"You've reached your destination, perform a U-turn and self-isolate for fourteen days. . . "

Refresher course

Geez!! Rudolf has put on some weight during lockdown

"It feels like God has sent us all to our rooms to think about what we've done."

"Look, kid, I admire your spunk, but maybe give it a rest? We've got all the time in the world."

"I recommend less screen time. Except, of course, for our therapy sessions, school, work, staying connected with loved ones, dating, telehealth, yoga instruction, and searching for vaccine appointments."

"Your dad is still shy... He turns off the light before he takes off his mask!"

Cocktails for social distancing

Then the mask mandate was lifted and we all had to get used to that again.

Cycling through emotions

In Isolation

"How do I leave the house again? Is it keys then shoes then socks?"

You are here X

Too bad you had to cancel your party. . .