Covid Fatigued Gifts

"Ugh, not this again. I've been avoiding it like the plague."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"First break since 2008."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Unicorn Working From Home

Sisyphus during Covid

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Save the world together

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

'I discovered just as much work gets done when you're not there.'

'It's ironic really. We love kids most when they are unconscious!'

Exercising in Confinement

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

MD. Online cooking tutorials and too much time on my hands is a dangerous combination.

Fighting Coronavirus

"To be or not to be."

"I don't remember a thing about going back to the pubs."

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

"Hey wait a second! Aren't we standing too close together?"

Fighting COVID

When I said bring protection, I meant a mask.

"Still too close."

Pandemic Haircut

"I'm using four masks for protection and portable oxygen so I don't suffocate."

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

'You must've really been tired last night. You put the diaper on the dog.'

"Look, kid, I admire your spunk, but maybe give it a rest? We've got all the time in the world."

The nearness of you.

"I'll be rolling from home for awhile."

"Wipe the treadmill after you've been stampeding!"

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Bored With Corona