Pandemic Patience Gifts

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6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

Fighting the Pandemic

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

The new normal

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Whack-a-molecule

My Dream Valentine

Covid and the Vaccines

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

Hand sanitizer

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

Wash your hands

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

Sputnik V

The Canary in the Coal Mine

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

Merry Christmas

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

COVID tips from Wild Animals

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."