Pandemic Exercise Enthusiast Pillows

The loneliness of the social distance jogger.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Running

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Exercise Class

"It seemed like miles to me!"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Jogging Bottoms

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I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'