Pandemic Fitness Enthusiast Pillows

Rollerskating during COVID

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Be Healthy

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Coronavirus Impact on Children

The rock caricature

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Running

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Brad Pitt

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Dog stretching before a walk.

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise now!

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"