Pandemic Exercise Enthusiast Gifts

The loneliness of the social distance jogger.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Running

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Exercise Class

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

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Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

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Jogging Bottoms

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"I hate this time of year."