Pandemic Fitness Gifts

"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

The new normal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

The Remote Olympics

"#Living my best life."

"Once we're all vaccinated, will you still want to spend every waking moment together?"

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

Self-Isolating Hamster

"I don't get it, everyone talks about 'Working from Home' as if it's something new."

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

Masked Pianist

All of this is very doable-

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

"Well, at least he accomplished something during the lockdown."

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

Adam and Eve and the coronavirus

The Kentucky Derby Zoom Race

Lockdown: Where every day is just like the last."

COVID-19 office design

"If any of you guys out there have lost your jobs, need some help and are struggling to cope, call me. I can't do anything, but it makes me feel better about my own shitty life."

"There wearing masks during the COVID pandemic doesn't bother me really: I mostly recognise people by smell anyway..."

"Going to the dining room is included in the ban on non-essential travel."

It's often meant as a compliment, but in this case saying he's "in a class by himself" is not a good thing.

"Have you seen my onesie?"

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