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'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

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'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

Next camera crew 5 mins

Crocodile

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

Kirsten Johnson

Cinéma Vérité

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

Trump returns home

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"Let's take off our sunglasses. I am getting NO feedback on this date!

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

Poor vs Rich

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Fahrenheit 911.

'I still say these shots need more action.'