Pandemic Diarist T-Shirts

My Very First Mask

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Nonsense Poem

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"The pandemic experts said flatten the curve? I thought they said flatten the curve."

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Trump returns home

"Let's take off our sunglasses. I am getting NO feedback on this date!

Collected works

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

3rd Wave

StRATegist: Dominic Cummings

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

How Stupid Is Your Love?

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

Mandatory mask use

Covid Restrictions

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

Snake Blogging,

Delta and Omicron Race

"I have exclusive rights with Pfizer."

Vaccine race

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

"It started out as the Great American Novel. Then The Great American Screenplay. . . Short Story. . . Blog Post. . . And now I've got it edited down to a Tweet."

"I've heard they don't want to get vaccinated. . ."

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

"The new lockdown guidelines are that up to ten people can go to funerals and ten thousand to demonstrations."

COVID-19 fever

'Oh, I am SO going to put this on my blog!'

Happiness is blogging the first days of summer.

'All my opinions are posted on my online blog.'