Pandemic Daters Pillows

"I'm not social distancing. I just don't like you."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Economy

Online Dating

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

Today's love

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

Online Dating for Dummies

And now for today's lead story. . .

We met online.

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

'That must be my computer date.'

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

'We met online.'

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

Cyber Love

'We were matched by computer.'

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

'Man... how I hate these pop-up's!'

Using a social media app to date