Pandemic Daters Mugs

"I'm not social distancing. I just don't like you."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Online Dating

Economy

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Today's love

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

And now for today's lead story. . .

'That must be my computer date.'

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

Online Dating for Dummies

We met online.

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'We met online.'

Friday night was always sext night.

'Man... how I hate these pop-up's!'

Online Romance

'We were matched by computer.'

Cyber Love

"Jeez, Alice, at least Google him first."