Covid-conscious Dater Mugs

If I agree to go on a date, will you promise to wear a mask?

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

Socially distanced sledding

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

"I always pick Mr. Wrong..."

"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."

"So tell me again where you're from."

'You must be Olivia.'

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

'Well. I gotta admit, she did say in her profile that she's an old-fashioned girl!'

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

I love you

At Saltwater Sweeties Dating Service

"In a world of beefcake, I'm dating tofu."

'Are you ready to be the winners?'

Valentines Day.

"Damn. The minute I eat a stink bug, in walks Mr. Wonderful!..."

"You grew up in a lab, too, Sylvia?"

"I hate following behind Medusa at these things."

I like him. He makes me almost laugh.

"I posted dozens of cat pictures on social media to meet women. Then one dated me and ran off with my cat."

Romance during Covid-19

'Your online profile said you like long winter nights, group gatherings and raw seafood.'

Actually without the mask, I look a lot like Brad Pitt

"How about we chill out at my place with a bottle of Mateus Rose listening to my vinyl seventy eights?"