Pandemic Dater Mugs

"Evan short distance relationship can be difficult."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Online Dating

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"Jeez, these things are hot."

Face Mask Romance

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

'That must be my computer date.'

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

We met online.

"We couldn't connect. He kept spouting technobabble, and I, of course, kept coming back with psychobabble."

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'We met online.'

"I need a man who will commit."

Online Romance

Using a social media app to date

Cyber Love

'Man... how I hate these pop-up's!'