Covid-conscious Dater Prints

If I agree to go on a date, will you promise to wear a mask?

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

Socially distanced sledding

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."

'You must be Olivia.'

"So tell me again where you're from."

"I always pick Mr. Wrong..."

"Damn. The minute I eat a stink bug, in walks Mr. Wonderful!..."

Valentines Day.

I love you

'Are you ready to be the winners?'

"In a world of beefcake, I'm dating tofu."

At Saltwater Sweeties Dating Service

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

Actually without the mask, I look a lot like Brad Pitt

Romance during Covid-19

"You grew up in a lab, too, Sylvia?"

"Evan short distance relationship can be difficult."

"I hate following behind Medusa at these things."

"I posted dozens of cat pictures on social media to meet women. Then one dated me and ran off with my cat."

"Actually, I'm not long back on the dating scene myself."

'Your online profile said you like long winter nights, group gatherings and raw seafood.'