Pandemic Culture Buff Mugs

Face masks and gloves blowing in the wind

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Look! No hands!"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Elvis Presley

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Picasso: The Early Years

Pearly King and Queen

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

The High Line at Giza

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

Kultural K9's.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

"Outré or simply bad?"

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

Maypole

Virtual Beach

A meeting on the pier

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

Dr. Phil takes it home.

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"