Pan-wielding Professors T-Shirts

"Since I proved in my last lecture that none of us really exist...I'm going to change this to a cooking class!"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Gender Equality

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

All Hail the Matriarchy

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

"I'll bet that in a few years, gender won't be a wedge issue like it is today!"

"I guess boorish sexism really does trigger her."

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Oops.

'Romano, Romano, wherefore art thou Romano?'

When scientists come out of retirement.

'… and I'm not sure what you're insinuating here Mrs. Collins, but we hired Ms. Tiffany here based on assets applicable to the job.'

"Ben, you're not a female – you have no idea what it's like."

'It was somebody else who was sexist... I just agreed with them.'

The History of Anti-stick

'Just because I wear wings and have a glow about me, don't call me 'angel'.'

"But my dear we don't treat you differently because you're a WOMAN...We treat you differently because WE'RE MEN!"

Excellent academic and personal qualifications...but I'm afraid your womb lets you down!

"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

Referee's Glamorous Assistant...

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

"I think...therefore I am. I think."

"I've tried really hard, but I'm sorry - I just can't bring myself to accept 'text' as a past participle."