Pan-wielding Professors Pillows

"Since I proved in my last lecture that none of us really exist...I'm going to change this to a cooking class!"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Gender Equality

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

"I'll bet that in a few years, gender won't be a wedge issue like it is today!"

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

"I guess boorish sexism really does trigger her."

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Oops.

'… and I'm not sure what you're insinuating here Mrs. Collins, but we hired Ms. Tiffany here based on assets applicable to the job.'

'Romano, Romano, wherefore art thou Romano?'

"Ben, you're not a female – you have no idea what it's like."

The History of Anti-stick

'It was somebody else who was sexist... I just agreed with them.'

'Just because I wear wings and have a glow about me, don't call me 'angel'.'

"But my dear we don't treat you differently because you're a WOMAN...We treat you differently because WE'RE MEN!"

Excellent academic and personal qualifications...but I'm afraid your womb lets you down!

"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

"I've tried really hard, but I'm sorry - I just can't bring myself to accept 'text' as a past participle."

"I think...therefore I am. I think."

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

"I know it's just a game, sweetie, but our entire gender's political survival hinges on the outcome."