Pamplona Visitor Gifts

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Lady Justice.

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

Orthopaedist

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

'I don't like the looks of this - there's nothing wrong.'

"I don't like the looks of that Spot on your lung."

Why dogs are not hired to do bone scans

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

For services to Tourism. . .

Historic and Modern Bath

"We're out of empanadas!"

"He didn't do squat for cats."

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

"Trust me I'm a Doctor."

'Why? Because it's there and I always want to cross it!'

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

'Good news! Your positives look negative.'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

"Baldo, I baked empanadas and hid them in the pantry and now there's only one left! Do you have an explanation?"

'It's so rare you'll need your own teleton.'

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

"But the good news is I've found my watch!"

'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'