Pamplona Visitor Gifts

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Lady Justice.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

Orthopaedist

'I don't like the looks of this - there's nothing wrong.'

"I don't like the looks of that Spot on your lung."

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.

Why dogs are not hired to do bone scans

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"He didn't do squat for cats."

"We're out of empanadas!"

For services to Tourism. . .

Historic and Modern Bath

"Trust me I'm a Doctor."

'Good news! Your positives look negative.'

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

'Why? Because it's there and I always want to cross it!'

'It's so rare you'll need your own teleton.'

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'

So, what did my x-rays reveal, Doctor? Oddly enough, beneath your finished ink drawing, there was a rough sketch in blue pencil.

"But the good news is I've found my watch!"