Paleo Pet Parent T-Shirts

Historians think that dogs first became domesticated in the Stone Age.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

The Steakosaurus

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

Paleo Camp

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

Paleo-to-go

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'The stems are better for you.'

"Why can’t you invent a changing table?"

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'