Paleo Nerd Gifts

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

The discovery of asparagus.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

Paleo-to-go

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

Paleo Camp

Dinosaur bird steals man waving a joint of meat.

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

"But you can call me Rex."

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."