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'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

The discovery of asparagus.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

Paleo Camp

I've been on this green leafy diet for months...

'The stems are better for you.'

'Gronk head broke, and Oog have CLUB!'

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

"Wait! Is it gluten-free?"

'We had that last night.'

"We ought to give this diet a name."

'I think I preferred your meals before I discovered fire.'

"He's on the paleo diet."

'I'm not 'out of shape' — I'm evolved!'

"Mmmmmm....meat and two veg!"