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'I'm working on a book that will blow the lid off the paleolithic era!'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

The Steakosaurus

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

Uh-oh, They're evolving!

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

'Gronk head broke, and Oog have CLUB!'

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

Dinosaur bird steals man waving a joint of meat.

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

"Where's the nutritional information this thing?"

"That guy."

"Say - MacDonald there has a good idea."

"Ever wonder if these are loaded with antioxidants?"

I've been thinking about trying that "caveman diet."

"He's on the paleo diet."