Paleo Detective T-Shirts

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

The Steakosaurus

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'Gronk head broke, and Oog have CLUB!'

Dinosaur bird steals man waving a joint of meat.

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

"Say - MacDonald there has a good idea."

"That guy."

"He's on the paleo diet."

'Try to kill something that will allow me to stay within a daily 1800 calorie diet.'