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"How's the Paleo diet going?"

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

The Steakosaurus

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

Paleo-to-go

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

'I'm working on a book that will blow the lid off the paleolithic era!'

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

"That guy."

"This is where we run into problems with portion control."

'Man's first, best friend'