Palanquin Bearer Gifts

Palanquin Toilet Break

"I shop, therefore I am."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Je Suis Charlie

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"He's always been an optimist."

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

King Richard I

"Enjoy the movie, and try not to cry too loud at the end when the dog comes home."

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

Cubans are happy despite bad weather.

'He has an MBA from Wharton.'

Red book

Gravedigger

'I'm starting to see how you might be quite an asset to the firm.'

"He's bracing himself for disappointment."

Paris Olympics opening ceremony

"Gracie, eating squash is a Bermudez tradition...passed down from generation to generation! If I hated it as a kid, you can hate it as a kid, too!"

Torch Bearer burnt from exploding flame. Staff behind him with petrol can used to fuel up flame.

"These heavy backpacks will prepare us if we choose to join the army."

"I have my standards even if they're only industry standards."

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"You've literally watched one game."

Treasonable footman.

"Sorry... we're a juice bar now."

Cuban identity