Palanquin Bearer T-Shirts

Palanquin Toilet Break

"I shop, therefore I am."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Je Suis Charlie

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

"He's always been an optimist."

King Richard I

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

"Enjoy the movie, and try not to cry too loud at the end when the dog comes home."

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

Red book

Cubans are happy despite bad weather.

'He has an MBA from Wharton.'

Gravedigger

"These heavy backpacks will prepare us if we choose to join the army."

Paris Olympics opening ceremony

"He's bracing himself for disappointment."

"Gracie, eating squash is a Bermudez tradition...passed down from generation to generation! If I hated it as a kid, you can hate it as a kid, too!"

'I'm starting to see how you might be quite an asset to the firm.'

Torch Bearer burnt from exploding flame. Staff behind him with petrol can used to fuel up flame.

"I have my standards even if they're only industry standards."

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Treasonable footman.

"You've literally watched one game."

"Sorry... we're a juice bar now."