Paisley Pattern Lover Pillows

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

The Art Student.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Snapshots in Time

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Pea green

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Making it look easy.

King Madras

A tessellation of running figures.

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Tiger

Quilt fanatic

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Stitch one, pearl one...

Wallpaper Bouguet

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Camouflage Paint.

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Artist Painting Modern Art.

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

Decorating a column.

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

When upholstery attacks

The wardrobe of the damned.