Paisley Pattern Lover Prints

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

The Art Student.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Snapshots in Time

Making it look easy.

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

King Madras

Pea green

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Tiger

Quilt fanatic

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

A tessellation of running figures.

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

Stitch one, pearl one...

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Wallpaper Bouguet

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Camouflage Paint.

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

Decorating a column.

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

The wardrobe of the damned.