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"Do we want the label, too?"

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Redlaw and the Phantom

A Christmas tree self portrait

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

A Night In the Art Gallery

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

Eugene Delacroix

Marcello Mastroianni.

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

Colours

"The last doggy bag."

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

Two New Paintbrushes

"You have a Picasso?"

'It was one of the great notes and was played by Beethoven and Lennon.'

The Hudson River School of Art.

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

Man: 'Hey WOW, it's true! Her eyes DO follow you around the room!'

"Landscapes are nice but have considered painting still lifes?...maybe apples?"

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

Artist painting a dancer.

"I love what you do with low-hanging fruit!"

THE LAST BREAKFAST, Parody of the Last Supper

"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."

"Pfft. Derivative."

Hungry For Art.

Close... but no Degas.

Pierre Bonnard.

Monet. Do they have paintings by other artists? Of course, Monet isn't everything!

"Spanish ladies have nice eyes."