Painting Purloiner Appreciator Gifts

"Do we want the label, too?"

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Redlaw and the Phantom

A Christmas tree self portrait

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Colours

Eugene Delacroix

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

A Night In the Art Gallery

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

"The last doggy bag."

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

'It was one of the great notes and was played by Beethoven and Lennon.'

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

Man: 'Hey WOW, it's true! Her eyes DO follow you around the room!'

"You have a Picasso?"

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

"Landscapes are nice but have considered painting still lifes?...maybe apples?"

The Hudson River School of Art.

Artist painting a dancer.

"I love what you do with low-hanging fruit!"

THE LAST BREAKFAST, Parody of the Last Supper

"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."

"Pfft. Derivative."

Close... but no Degas.

Hungry For Art.

Pierre Bonnard.

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 6

A man looking at art in a gallery notices a box hidden in a dark corner labeled "Remainders".