Painting Poser Mugs

Lady mimics The Scream.

Yoga classes door.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Are you done yet?'

Vincent Van Goth.

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

Ceiling Paint

Which came first - the chicken or the egotist?

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

Fin (The end).

The First Art Critic

"I'm going to throw this contract out the window, hargraves. Bring it back to me and make sure someone's signature is on it."

Surgery.

Yoga Class. Ernie, check this out -- The "lotus" position! Looks more like the "low-tush" position!

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

Gustav Klimt

"You have Tech-neck."

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

Selfie

Painting and Decorating

Schrodinger's cow

Baldo and Cruz try to look good as women in bikinis walk by."

The Art Critic

"I know Beth from the days when 'Christina's World' was up where the Klimt is now."

Nude model looking at her portrait.

Caveman painting by numbers.