Painting Humor Lover Gifts

Skeleton Model.

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

The Formal Street Artist

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

Dave :)

Artist in formaldehyde

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

The first art critic

The Hudson River School of Art.

"I should blooming-well think so!"

"I think it really captures my humility and selflessness."

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Complementary Colors

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

Close... but no Degas.

Rodin's Hot Bath Water

"Spanish ladies have nice eyes."

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

'My Mom says all artists have to suffer.'

"You have a nasty case of 'A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte' by Georges Seurat."

Mike Rutherford

Picasso plastic surgery.

"I think it's called Alcopop Art."

"Why are you wearing the windchimes I made you?"

"Artist's model, huh, anything I might have seen you in?"

Man and woman arm-in-arm, she says: 'Shall we paint the town Moroccan Velvet or Plum Blush?'

"At least take your hat off indoors!"

Painting Camouflage jacket

Picture Sale

"I painted still-lifes for a long time, but I'm slowly getting into figure drawing."