Painting Humor Lover Mugs

Skeleton Model.

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

The Formal Street Artist

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

The first art critic

Dave :)

"I should blooming-well think so!"

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

Artist in formaldehyde

The Hudson River School of Art.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Close... but no Degas.

Rodin's Hot Bath Water

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

"Spanish ladies have nice eyes."

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'My Mom says all artists have to suffer.'

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

"You have a nasty case of 'A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte' by Georges Seurat."

Man and woman arm-in-arm, she says: 'Shall we paint the town Moroccan Velvet or Plum Blush?'

"Artist's model, huh, anything I might have seen you in?"

"Why are you wearing the windchimes I made you?"

Painting Camouflage jacket

Picture Sale

"I think it's called Alcopop Art."

Brush With Death

Picasso plastic surgery.

"I painted still-lifes for a long time, but I'm slowly getting into figure drawing."