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"Whose celver idea was it to fly over that damned paintballing centre?"

"Paintballing is great for team development..."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Artists of the wild west.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

God passing the time.

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Hazards of mouse painting

"My method of painting is pointillism."

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

Artist Retrospective.

Alberto Giacometti.

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

'You never smile at me like that!'

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

Donald Trump

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