Paintball Enthusiasts Mugs

"Paintballing is great for team development..."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Artists of the wild west.

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

Hazards of mouse painting

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

Artist Retrospective.

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Alberto Giacometti.

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

Donald Trump

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

'You never smile at me like that!'

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."