Paint Bucket Jokers Gifts

'Don't worry, I won't ruin your walls with a spray painter. I'll do it by hand.'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Swimming Prankster

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"That's the deep end."

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

Trash-talkin' artists

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

"I don't love you anymore. Let's just be friends."

Monet At Open Mic Night

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

Autumn Only $5 Per Bag

A man squashed by a giant leaf

'She's no ladybird Stan...' - Ladybird says 'bum...bottom.'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

Cut down your own tree.

Mathematics.

'If I'm an agnostic, what's an atheist?' 'Never mind that. If I'm an atheist, what's an agnostic?'

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

"Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than this..?"

'Okay if I scratch my nose?'

"Don't forget to save your work."

"I'm taking you off sugar, carbs, red meat, poultry, dairy, non-dairy and anything served in a bucket."

Bull in field lurking behind tree waiting to ambush ramblers.

'Was it windy last night...?'

A Painters Preparations

'Now my eyesight is not so good I thought I'd have one last outpouring.'

Bear with 'Bear Aspirin': 'I have one grizzly headache.'

"Cool ship, but how's it even going to fit in the lane?"

'I fell off my stool...'