Paint Bucket Jokers Gifts

'Don't worry, I won't ruin your walls with a spray painter. I'll do it by hand.'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Swimming Prankster

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Artistic License

"That's the deep end."

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

Trash-talkin' artists

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

"I don't love you anymore. Let's just be friends."

Monet At Open Mic Night

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

Autumn Only $5 Per Bag

A man squashed by a giant leaf

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

'She's no ladybird Stan...' - Ladybird says 'bum...bottom.'

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

Mathematics.

Cut down your own tree.

'If I'm an agnostic, what's an atheist?' 'Never mind that. If I'm an atheist, what's an agnostic?'

"Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than this..?"

"I'm taking you off sugar, carbs, red meat, poultry, dairy, non-dairy and anything served in a bucket."

"Don't forget to save your work."

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

'Okay if I scratch my nose?'

Bull in field lurking behind tree waiting to ambush ramblers.

'Was it windy last night...?'

'Now my eyesight is not so good I thought I'd have one last outpouring.'

"Cool ship, but how's it even going to fit in the lane?"

'I fell off my stool...'

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