Pain Management Skeptic Pillows

Add a humorous, skeptical touch to any space with pillows that challenge conventional pain management wisdom. Cozy and clever, they’re perfect for those who prefer their comfort with a side of wit.

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"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music." mockup

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

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"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun." mockup

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

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'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.' mockup

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

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'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

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"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient). mockup

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

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"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out." mockup

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

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'House calls?...Dr. Latrobe doesn't even make phone calls!'

'House calls?...Dr. Latrobe doesn't even make phone calls!' mockup

'House calls?...Dr. Latrobe doesn't even make phone calls!'

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New Age Anatomy...

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"Any pain relief with the cannabis?" mockup

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

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"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine." mockup

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

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'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!' mockup

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

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'I have stomach cramps.' - 'Oh.' - 'It feels like a cat raking its claws down the inside of my stomach.' - 'Oh.' - 'Raking in a good way or a bad way?' -

'I have stomach cramps.' - 'Oh.' - 'It feels like a cat raking its claws down the inside of my stomach.' - 'Oh.' - 'Raking in a good way or a bad way?' - mockup

'I have stomach cramps.' - 'Oh.' - 'It feels like a cat raking its claws down the inside of my stomach.' - 'Oh.' - 'Raking in a good way or a bad way?' -

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"Mr. Dinsdale - come back!"

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'I got to sit down. I feel a pain in my lower back coming on.'

'I got to sit down. I feel a pain in my lower back coming on.' mockup

'I got to sit down. I feel a pain in my lower back coming on.'

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'This is going to be a level three.' mockup

'This is going to be a level three.'

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'This won't hurt.'

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A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

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"Well, thanks for coming over with the soup and the subtle condemnations of my use of Western medicine."

"Well, thanks for coming over with the soup and the subtle condemnations of my use of Western medicine." mockup

"Well, thanks for coming over with the soup and the subtle condemnations of my use of Western medicine."

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Vlad, The Acupuncturist.

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"I heard you have a really bad toothache." "Meh. Not anymore." "‘Meh’?" "I got bored of that, so I just moved on." "Amazing." "‘Mindless over matter’" "Bored of this phone."

"I heard you have a really bad toothache." "Meh. Not anymore." "‘Meh’?" "I got bored of that, so I just moved on." "Amazing." "‘Mindless over matter’" "Bored of this phone." mockup

"I heard you have a really bad toothache." "Meh. Not anymore." "‘Meh’?" "I got bored of that, so I just moved on." "Amazing." "‘Mindless over matter’" "Bored of this phone."

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