Pain-free Enthusiast Pillows

Dentist.

"Just be yourself."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Theatre Crowd

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Nice park. . .

'Nice smile.'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

Trapeze Artists

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

Dept of Health and Safety founder was accident victim.

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

Crossing the thin line into show business

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

"...this one has even a little emergency phone to ring the hospital if you cut yourself."